Thistle (thistle_chaser) wrote,

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"You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil."

At the top of my gmail window, where there usually is an advertisement:

"You can make a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil."

Google is telling us to start wearing tinfoil hats? What do they know that we don't?!

Also, I have to laugh at myself. For years, I wouldn't eat yogurt because "it's alive", and today I'm eating Activia (full of Bifidus Regularis!). Get in my tummy, little live things. You're probably just a scam, but if there's a chance you can "relieve digestive discomfort and irregularity", I'm willing to give you a try.

This concludes today's TMI post.

Edit: HA! HA HA HA HA HA! Oooooh I knew it! The person I've written about a couple times now, the one who blogs all my goldmaking secrets? She bought gold. Ooooooh I knew you were a horrible horrible person. I don't care how long ago it was, you buying gold negates any successes you later had. You couldn't do it. You may be rich now, but you didn't do it on your own. You couldn't hack it. You didn't have the skills the rest of us had.

I said this before and I shall say it again: Idiot woman. Goldbuyer. Zero respect for you, chick. Zero.
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