But! My friends list is full of people who loved the movies, and it's for you all that I make this post. There's an artist who has made newborn baby dolls of all the HP characters. They're... something else.
Meet baby Snape:
And baby Draco:
Baby Dobby, Baby Harry, and both last and least: Baby Voldemort.
Each one costs about 200 pounds, which Google tells me is about $320 in American dollars. I'd be more likely to pay that much to NOT have them around!