In a few hours, everyone will start trickling in -- the halfway point of my day.
The bosses will let everyone go early. "Early" being later than the usual end of my day.
SIGH. This pushes my "unfair" button so hard. I get to work a whole day, while everyone else here will work an hour or two.
Edit: This made me less grumpy. I love silly things.
"Czech firemen sing a Christmas carol while wreaking revenge on a variety of fire-causing domestic appliances." Credit to benicek.