* Two farmers put 30,000 live chickens into a wood chipper. They claim that they thought that was an okay way to kill them.
* An aspiring rap star accused of brutally murdering and partially cannibalizing a young woman. ... He committed the horrible act at the behest of the label (then known as Death Row Records) to gain gangsta cred.
Both of those things found in under five minutes of looking at the news. I'm at a loss for words.