More silly (or worse) summaries:
I don't think this one means what it seems to be implying...
After Voldemort's defeat, Snape must comfort Harry and find a way to lift his depression. Insert Draco.
Sometimes things are funnier when I misread them:
Percy liked pain. (I lost the l out of 'plain'.)
Virginal Hermione Granger sets out to seduce or be seduced by Draco Malfoy. She enlists Harry's help. Stand by and watch the sparks fly!
Okay, so I'm not a big fan, but I never thought I'd get a warning when she was in a story...
WARNINGS: Depressing. Bloody. Gory. Disgusting. Hell. Death. Hermione. Etc.