Harry is back to Dursleys... Snape is coming over to him there to help him learn how to Apparate, and at the end, there is a lot of dead people.
Sounds like Snape really shouldn't be teaching then...
In an attempt to save her dying mother, Ginny Weasley strikes a desperate bargain with Draco Malfoy. She needs money . . . and he needs a wife.
Yeah, because Draco would have such a hard time finding a wife, right?
Returning from a long and painful summer, in which he was raped and beaten by his father, Draco finds he has feelings for his worst enemy, Harry Potter.
Beaten by his father? Maybe I can buy that. Raped? Uh... no.
In this chapter: explanations, Professor McGonagall pays a visit to the Hospital Wing … but why should she be trying to snog Madam Pomfrey senseless?
Why indeed. No, wait, don't answer that.