September 22nd, 2003


Farty news, sleepy news, shifty news, movie news

So word is, news of Sir Fartsalot has reached one of the VPs of this company. He's talked to Fartsalot's manager, who has talked to El Capitan Farto himself.

And, surprisingly, things have been improving.

Instead of passing gas every five minutes or so, he only does it once or twice an hour now. You wouldn't think hearing 'fweeeet' or 'pooooot' twice an hour would be a good thing, but it's quite an improvement!

I also look forward to the end of this chapter with him so that I'll never have to use the word "fart" again. I feel like I'm in fifth grade...


Last night I had a dream that I was getting up for work, but I was too tired to get ready to go. Then my alarm went off, and not only was I too tired to get up and get ready, I felt like I already had forced myself to get ready once already this morning. Sheesh!


MY SHIFT KEY ON THIS KEYBOARD STICKS. I never know when it's going to get stuck and I'LL END UP TYPING IN ALL-CAPS. THEN I'll hit shift and it'll un-stick. Freaky, man.


So I didn't get to watch any new movies yesterday. HBO was showing the first HP movie again (woo!), so I watched that, then since I had time I watched the second one! Wheeeee!

I don't understand why people don't just glue pictures of Lucius Malfoy to their eyeballs so they can walk around all day just seeing him. Mmmm. (Well, so long as it wasn't a picture of him in that hat. Boy, that made me giggle! What in the world were they thinking when they put that on his head?)
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From spenceraloysius:

Will someone please identify my murderer?

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Your Final Fantasy Husband by explodingkirbys
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(I just removed my age for display here, it was in there to get the results.)

Googling to see who he is. Arg! Blech! Look! Yuck! Holy cow, he's so not my type, it's not even funny! Well, at least he'll kill me so I won't have to stay married to him!

Edited to add: Can't remote link, so click here for a picture of the guy.

And editing again! Damned Catlove is, once again, down. Copy and paste the URL if you want to see him.
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Fic Search!

Anyone recall an AU fic where Harry was grabbed before he turned 11 and taken to a house somewhere (Voldemort/Riddle's, I believe), and the only communication he had was with Riddle through the diary?

I recall that the snake (Nagini?) guarded Tom's wand and kept Harry away from it, but other than that, Harry and the snake were friendly.

I believe it was a WIP, and I'd like to read more of it (and reread the current stuff) if I can locate it...

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Men hugging

Two quizzes in one day from spenceraloysius!

Which California Gubernatorial Candidate Are You?

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At first I was thinking about voting for him as a joke or because other people sucked more than he did, but now I'm thinking I really might for real reasons. I know you can't/shouldn't judge him based on a long paragraph, but in that booklet we got on the candidates, he actually sounded reasonable and had (what seemed like to me) good ideas for fixing the budget. And man, you know he'd allow for great personal freedoms and none of this silly uptightness in the laws...

Problem is, voting for anyone but one of two or three people will at best be throwing my vote away, and at worst helping a musclebound actor get voted in... I hate that.
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