January 15th, 2008

Men hugging

I'm an atheist... and apparently a Muslim!

Link from gconnor: The hundred "greatest" quotes found on Creationist/Fundamentalist chatboards. I'm only up to #5 and I'm laughing out loud!

The very first quote was the source of the subject line:
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
*rolls!* Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over. I'm having to struggle not to laugh even rereading that.

The fifth one is killing me and it's the reason I'm posting before reading the other 95. (Will I be able to read 95 more of these? Without dying of laughter?)

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
(Kid comes home, tells his mother he's going to "fuck a hooker" and then go do some drugs. Mother is all "Oh, okay! Don't be late getting home!" Father arrives home...)
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!


Yay for being an atheist! I can get live porn (in my bedroom!) whenever I like! ...I just hope they clean up after themselves.

Edit: Oh god, I can't do it, I can't read more of these because I'm going to laugh out loud at work:

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
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