So I'm watching a little Whose Line is it Anyway before bed, and the show is interrupted with some child abduction emergency announcement. That's new, but eh. What's not "eh" is that once the announcement ended, every single channel (200+ of them) was showing the same religious show. A little girl and an old man kept begging me to turn to god, to put my life into god's hands.
Think god will refund my ATM charges if I give him my life?