You are dear to me because I want to embrace you.
Azumanga Daioh is a contradiction. While the main part of the episode is just boring as hell, the opening animation/theme song lyrics are just... my god. If, perhaps, you smoked crack for three years, then drilled multiple holes into your head, then had sex with a goat and ate your sibling for dinner, then this might make sense to you. However, even then I doubt it.
With a wet apple of memories...
Using my "shared pain is lessened pain" theory, I made screenshots to share with you all!
*Note!* These screenshots are in order! One for every screen of the lyrics; you are seeing all the lyrics in order, I left none of them out.
Believing in a broken clock!
Read the lyrics and look at the pictures as you do, and then share your reactions with me. C'mon, I really want to know, I'm not just asking so I can mock you for having suffered through this as well. Honest!
A page with just under 20 medium sized pictures. I couldn't reduce the image sizes since you need to be able to read the little text at the top as well.
The moon's piano is the world's dream.
Enjoy, and try not to be too tempted by the wheat.
Heh heh heh.