isiscolo, this one's for you! She did a Giant Squid/Cho one: Wet Dreams
"I don't know," Cho said, blushing again. "I just feel so... so..."
"Horny for a fish?" Marietta offered.
"The Giant Squid is not a fish. I think it's a mammal or whatever an octopus is. I don't know, I can't find my copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them."
"Think about the fact that you are shagging something that is actually listed in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them."
Snicker! The writing is not perfectly perfect, but it's really quite readable.
Hmmm, she appears not to have a LJ yet. Maybe I can drag her into our ever so innocent clutches!