1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
2% milk (which is old and should be dumped before it turns solid), bottled water, a case of Diet Coke, a can of whipped cream (which I'll likely never use, because it's heavy cream and tastes funny), snow cone syrup.
2. Name five things in your freezer.
Half a box of chickenless chicken nuggets, boxes and boxes of of mac&cheese, frozen "fresh" pasta (ha ha! Not so fresh after being in my freezer for months, are you?), a bag of pork chops I'm holding onto until I can give away, and one of those blue "ice" (chemical) packs for putting on assorted owey places.
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
Dust, unopened packages of paper plates, stacks of those disposable plastic containers, cat fur, dish soap.
4. Name five things around your computer.
(Here at work) A two-week old pear (I need to eat it today or toss it -- I've said this for about a week now), my Harry Potter page-a-day calendar, an opened can of Diet Coke, a stack of napkins, and a ziploc baggie of assorted nuts and dried fruit.
(Home) A larger pile of napkins (good as napkins, tissues, and occasionally as blindfolds -- okay, not really that last one), Playmobil pirate and his bird and other items (sword, grog, gun), a baggie of dried papaya (mmmmmm), my cat (or failing the actual cat being there: her fur), and assorted drugs (aspirin, Tums, daily vitamin, crack, etc).
5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
(I don't have a cabinet, so we'll make that 'medicine drawer'.) Bandaids, contacts container, first aid cream, laxatone (cat med), and a pen.
Wheee, that was fun, wasn't it? And the subject line is another lyric-line -- it hadn't been the one I was looking for, but who could resist a big, bright green pleasure machine?
Edited to add: Wow, I get the oddest spam:
Good afternoon . how are you doing ? I hope there is no problem.
Please permit me to tell you my name . I am lizy by name , I write to
know if you will able to help me out . This is all about money left by
my late father before he died . I am under stress for now and need an
assistance from you or anybody which you may suggest for me . I send this
mail with the help of someone . This is while i do not disclose the nature of the
business before. I need this business urgent and secret done with. please i will
send to you my pictures to you and will also need to know you in person before
i will do things with . I plead to stop so far.