* Hermione Granger developed a potion in tribute to her favorite comic book character, Spiderman, but she is keeping it secret.
* Harry Potter/Degrassi crossover. No plot really, Just making it up as I go along.
* Hermione Granger is a magazine designer and Ron works with attracting women to diamonds.
* Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites...
* Draco is abused by his father and left to die. An angel finds him and takes him into his home and into his heart.
* Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock.
* "Viky...Viky...." Hermione sputtered through a mess of tears, putting her head back in her arms. Ron didn't complain. Viky meant Viktor Krum.
* Title: Third Law Of Love
Summary: One, make sure it's love. Two, don't be afraid to tell. Three, always, always murder her afterwards.