Meme taken from loneguardian:
|My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul|
|thistle_chaser goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a Slytherin student.|
|amanuensis1 tricks you! You get an evangelical pamphlet.|
|fealu_bryne gives you 1 dark green banana-flavoured nuggets.|
|isiscolo gives you 2 green watermelon-flavoured wafers.|
|jakflak gives you 15 light blue peach-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.|
|loupnoir gives you 10 green mint-flavoured gummy bats.|
|milkthistle gives you 16 purple lemon-flavoured gummy bears.|
|nopejr gives you 8 red-orange mint-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.|
|peppygrowlithe gives you 17 white spearmint-flavoured miniature candy bars.|
|villainny gives you 16 yellow banana-flavoured nuggets.|
|webbapettigrew tricks you! You get an old sock.|
|thistle_chaser ends up with 85 pieces of candy, an evangelical pamphlet, and an old sock.|
|Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.|
And my two drabbles for the week. Over at hp100, the theme is Halloween. Mine features pumpkin carving gone wrong...
Title: Neville Longbottom and the Hogwarts Halloween
Word Count: 100
Note: My spell, cucurbita scalpere, means "pumpkin cut". I couldn't find a Latin word for 'carve'.
It was a Halloween like none before.
Panicked, Cho ran full-speed into Neville, nearly knocking him over. She screamed as she fled. After a glance back, he ran as well.
Yells and curses sounded from all over the castle as students and staff alike were attacked. Neville might have giggled as he spotted Snape being klonked on the head by a grinning pumpkin, but he was broadsided by a pair of leering gourds and driven to his knees.
Neville learned two lessons this Halloween: When mispronounced, cucurbita scalpere would animate pumpkins, and that pumpkins really, really didn't like being carved.
While over at hpsquick100, the challenge this week is 'things you would never write about'. Please, please note the "squick" in the group's name. I grossed myself out while writing this. (Umbridge masturbating, non-con twincest.)
Title: Double Her Pleasure, Double Her Fun
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Umbridge, Fred and George
Challenge: I Don't Do.
Author's Notes: I cannot believe I wrote this. While eating lunch, no less.
Title comes from a gum commercial ("Double your pleasure, double your fun!"), they always used twins in their ads.
Cut for masturbation, noncon twincest. May god have mercy on my soul.
With the lowest roll of fat on her belly shifted to one side, Dolores could (just barely) reach. As she worked herself with her middle finger, she closed her eyes and let one of her favorite fantasies start:
Her office, the Weasley twins with her. Detention. They were naked.
"On your knees," she would say to Fred. "And you," to George, "grab him by the hair, force him..."
Her finger pressed harder. (Fred would struggle.) Circle, rub. Harder. (Fred gagged, struggled to pull back, couldn't.) Dolores climaxed.
Her breath still coming fast, she smirked. Tomorrow they'd have detention for real...
And in other news, I'm starving. Through totally my own fault, I didn't have time for lunch today (went shopping at Target for a witch hat, misplanned my time). Have an apple and a protein bar thingie, but I'm hungry for real food. Three hours till I'm outta here and can get something.