A Nimbus 2000!
I was just walking down the aisle, when golden lettering in a familiar pattern caught the corner of my eye. I hadn't read it at that point, but the shape of the lettering did a serious *PING* in my head. I stop walking and looked, and for a moment I was like "Wow! How'd they get that! It's... EEE! Look! It's a Nimbus 2000!". Then I took a closer look (after greedily snatching it up). Alas, it was made of plastic, and rather cheaply made at that, but... it's mine! Hands off, you kids! Mine! Mine! Mine!
I also noticed they were selling wands, so I snatched one up as well. It's no where near as nice as those wooden ones they sell online, but... if I try really, really hard, maybe colored sparks will come out the end when I wave it. (And then maybe Snape will ride up on a winged black stallion and carry me off.)
On a totally unrelated note, this post is really amusing. He calls it a "Cliff's Notes version of Genesis" (from the Bible, not the music group), but it's really more than that. Well worth reading.