So there I was, attempting not to glare and growl as I'm standing in front of the dairy case, totally blocked in by carts. A woman reaches for a half gallon of milk, and in doing so knocks another half gallon off the shelf.
It hits the floor and explodes. A wave of white milk flies straight at me. Splashes all over me. In my hair, on my face, on my shirt, and my pants are currently soaked with it.
There I stood, torn between yelling and giggling. Giggling won out, and now a store full of people think I'm insane.
It's a Japanese porn thing. A woman sits in a circle of men, and they all jerk off onto her face and into her hair. It's becoming popular here in America now, too. I really don't know why.
ETA: I love it when these make sense.
close to here at all
but it seems to be warm here