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Another guest troll log!

Unfortunately this seems to be the last of the logs I have here. I should hunt through my files at home and find more!

Short enough to LJ-cut instead of link. Warning for bad language and worse typing.



ThistleW@PokeMUSH - Wednesday, November 07, 2001, 1:32 PM
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GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.55
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser waves hello to the guest.
[Guest] Shadow waves to Guest1. :)
[Guest] Kiare waves to the guest.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "you are a load of BIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG BIG BIG little shits"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Big little shits?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "FUCK YOU HELLs"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "And we're hells?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "just go uck a tre"
[Guest] Shadow blinks. "At least we know how to type." :)
[Guest] Guest1 says, "eat my ass"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Uck a tre? Huh?"
[Guest] Shadow wouldn't want to, thanks.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "then hace a god for tea"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Pardon?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "you just hate me becos im an elian"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser laughs. Please try making sense. We're having god over for tea?
[Guest] Shadow says, "You're an elian? What's one of them?"
Player Name On For Idle Room Cmds Host
Guest1 00:02 14s #18 9 R212.64.58.55
10 Players logged in, 59 record, no maximum.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "SHUT UP SHSDOW!"
[Guest] Shadow can't see a Shsdow, so doubts Shsdow can shut up.
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Who is SHSDOW?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "GO BUY SOME TURKEYS AND BULL ASS HUMP THEM"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Now you're making no sense at all."
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Bull ass humping? What's that?"
Thistle-Chaser snickers muchly.
You say "Phone."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "you stand at their ass and hump like a bll"
[Guest] Shadow knows how to make a turkey - you take a troll guest, tie him down, get a knife...
[Guest] Guest1 says, "and FUCK HIM"
The changing of the guard occurs as a new Farfetch'd swoops down to protect the (data)base. (Saving)
[Guest] Shadow would find it difficult to hump like a bull - Arboks just aren't built for that sort of thing.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "Let me try you, Big Boy"
[Guest] Shadow repeats, "Arboks just aren't built for that sort of thing."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "why did you call me a troll? I'm just an alian, not a troll"
[Guest] Shadow says, "No, you're a troll..."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "are then any gril trolls for me to sex?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "I doubt it, since there aren't any grils around here."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "i men girls"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "have it?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "You men girls? How rude."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "its funny jok"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "haha"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "because grils means girls but only jumbled"
[Guest] Shadow blinks. "You know, G1, you're starting to get boring."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I AM ALIEN"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "do you want a sorsage?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Ah, you've learnt how to spell. Shame about the Caps Lock key, no?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Sorsage?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "the long meat that loks like a dick"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Loks like a dick? How does a dick lok?"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "look"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "your silly, you can't red"
[Guest] Shadow says, "I may not be able to red, but you can't write."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "so itsnot that bad, Mr Gorge Bush cant rite too"
[Guest] Shadow doesn't care one way or the other about Mr Gorge Bush, or Mr George Bush either, for that matter.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "are you from Oman then?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "There are other places in the world, G1."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "like Afganisten"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "you are only a god sucker dick face poo head dickshit"
[Guest] Shadow says, "No, not like Afganisten. Afghanistan, perhaps."
[Guest] Shadow takes the first five words of that and ignores the rest. "Thank you."
Thistle-Chaser returns from the phone and dies. Hee.
Shadow grins.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "shut your dick head hole"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I have the only sword you frog"
[Guest] Shadow has no dick to shut, thanks.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "eat my penes"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Frog? She's calling us a frog. Heh."
[Guest] Shadow says, "Who needs a sword? I'm a twelve-foot snake..."
[Guest] Shadow would eat your penes, but doesn't know what it is.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "you are SEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSEDSED Pecos you like pokemon!"
[Guest] Shadow is apparently a sed Pecos. That's definitely an unusual insult.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I will sell you my hart, my body and my soul if you sex me"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser says, "Hart?"
[Guest] Shadow says, "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
Thistle-Chaser attempts to pose. Sigh.
[Guest] Shadow gets out the saxophone and starts to play. There we go, saxing you.
Shadow snugs.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I play sexaphone"
You say "Phone."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I can't lok my dick and suck"
[Guest] Shadow is finding you really boring now, G1. Can you come up with anything more amusing or shall I just boot you and save us both the trouble?
Thistle-Chaser is back. Stupid cow orker, answer the damned phone!
Shadow snugs.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "if you bot me I shall fuck your hen chicken fuck of shit you mother fucking god fort your gofer in the feden"
[Guest] Shadow can't even understand that. Bye...
(Shadow boots guest off.)
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.55
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "why did I leve?"
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.55
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.55
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK you Arbok pussy cunt fuck the shit bird you lick"
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.55
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
The sun shines overhead, bracketed by puffy fair weather clouds.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: hiper-p16.dia.net
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Shadow waves to Guest1. :)
[Guest] Kiare waves.
Fair weather clouds drift through the blue sky from the west. The wind is gusty.
GAME: Shadow2 has disconnected.
GAME: Shadow3 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.
GAME: Guest1 has connected.
>> Guest1: 212.64.58.22
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "YOU ARE A POLLOCK!"
[Guest] Shadow says, "And what's one of those?"
GAME: Guest1 has disconnected.
[Guest] Guest1 has disconnected.


Round2:

>> Guest1: 212.64.58.152
[Guest] Guest1 joins the channel.
[Guest] Robyn waves to Guest1.
[Guest] Kiare waves to the guest.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "Check out my gravel pit"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "SHADOW IS A PISS"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "HAHA"
[Guest] Robyn gasps. "Oh no, it's a troll!"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "I am no troll, I am an alin"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "FUCK MY"
[Guest] Steelie laughs at the idiot.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "CHEEK"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "y"
[Guest] Robyn says, "Silly troll."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "FUCK YOU YOU YOU CRETIN"
[Guest] Robyn says, "Good comeback."
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser yawns. Boring. I give it a 2.5.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "i want my sex to you"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "YOU ARE A FUCK JUDGE"
[Guest] Steelie says, "And you're out of order!"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "WHO CANNOT JUDGE TO FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING FUCK"
[Guest] Thistle-Chaser snickers. He's broken. Sounds about right.
[Guest] Robyn notes that the guest is using horrible grammar and not making sense. "Yep, you're a typical troll all right."
[Guest] Guest1 says, "EAT MY CUMING HAMPSTER"
[Guest] Steelie grabs a mallet, bur realizes that he doesn't have hands.
[Guest] Guest1 says, "HE SAYS YOU LIKE TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "WITH SHADOW"
[Guest] Guest1 says, "GRAMMAR IS FOR GAY PEOPLE"
[Guest] Robyn wonders what twist of logic brought that about.


I had forgotten how much I loved this line:

[Guest] Guest1 says, "GRAMMAR IS FOR GAY PEOPLE"
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