Thistle (thistle_chaser) wrote,

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I didn't even know this was possible...

Link to story, but quoted in full here:

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

I never really thought they were that easy to pull off... And "then hid it in her mouth" -- couldn't she find a better hiding place? (If she had hidden both of them in there, she could have looked like a chipmunk!, with a mouth full of nuts? :p )
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