Oddest thing when I woke up this morning (besides thinking that it was Saturday and wondering why my alarm was going off). My legs hurt so much and were so tired, I didn't think I could stand up. I felt like I had been walking for miles and the muscles were just worn out... and yet I had just been sleeping. Odd.
I had a dream that I joined a new religion. I became a Muslim. The funny thing about this was that the leader of the Muslims, the person who convinced me to join, was a woman. Ha ha ha.