Pokemon rapefic. Red/the 'I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!' boy. (NWS, duh.)
I believe it comes from that 4chan place, so you might have seen it already, Hyper, since you're not as innocent as you used to be. (Which I suppose is for the best, because it'd be mighty embarrassing if a college age guy got into a van with a man offering candy, huh?)
"I like shorts, too."