I've been trying to put my finger on just what pings as those things, but all I come up with is 'everything'. The man's face, Jesus' hands, the way the shirt is pulled up a bit to show some skin... Only element I question/don't like is how is the man holding onto the hammer/nail if he (assumedly?) unconscious?
Anyway: Evil vampire homoerotic Jesus ftw!
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