Oh Fox News, what won't you protect us from?
Fox news, protecting us from Rachael Ray the Food Network Star terrorist since 2008. Or maybe it's Dunkin' Donuts the terrorists (mmmm, donut bombs). Or, more likely, it's both.
So be good Americans, everyone! (Even you dirty non-Americans! Or else!) Remember that only terrorists wear ugly scarves!
I shouldn't be laughing at this, it really isn't funny, but I can't help myself...